Wednesday, November 5, 2008

If I Were President - Alien Invasion

So many people are claiming Barack as their own, with even some proclaiming there's Barack living in them. I thought, okay, why don't I pretend I'm Barack for a second. My first order as president includes complete disclosure of all our contacts with aliens. Bring on Area 51, Roswell...I'll read all the top TOP secret reports. Better yet, take me to the alien leader.

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